lintelsoups (lintelsoups) wrote,
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HP Tech Support, I Love You

I got an email after waking up, telling me my HP laptop may not have been fully repaired. So of course, I replied like, wat? No, mine is working fine. The problem was fixed with it, I think. Go ahead and call me, bro.

I was much more official than that.

20 minutes later, some nerdy HP guy, who is probably really hot, but I can't tell these things over the phone - calls me up. He tells me my laptop might have some kind of worm virus that's laying dormant and I need to re-install my operating system. He also tells me I need to an external DVD drvie for my laptop.

Well sir, I don't have an external harddrive... Oh? What's that? YOU'RE GOING TO SEND ME A FREE ONE?

AND YOU'RE GOING TO SEND ME FREE ANTI VIRUS SOFTWARE? FUCK. WHAT DID I DO RIGHT?!
(it must not have been those rape jokes from yesterday lollollol)

More importantly, PCs have virus's that can lay dormant? What? Like Chlamydia?
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