Oh yes. My free Oprah food has a story behind it now. I should be telling this to Oprah, right? Only that I hate her guts, and I really don't want to talk to her. Just take free scraps from her when I can.
So Rich and I printed a coupon for a free KFC grilled chicken meal. We show everyone in the living room, just because. Then it got left out there for like maybe two seconds. I go out there, it's gone.
April says "Oh, Dan was here, he was looking at it with the paper. He took off with it."
I go to tell Rich who's in the bathroom getting prettied up so we can go down to KFC and look like nice respectable people getting a five finger discount. rofl.
Anyway, here's a little TMI: I'm in the bathroom peeing when I hear Rich yelling at April "AND YOU JUST LET HIM TAKE OFF WITH IT?!"
So I hurry up and run out to the living room to see Rich taking off in the car. He went to go hunt down Dan.
Dan comes back while Rich is still looking for him. I confront Dan and of course Dan says "I don't take peoples stuff!" Sure you don't, you drunk.
Rich arrives back and then he confronts Dan. "Where were you?"
Dan: "I was at my friends."
Rich: "Oh. So you could sell em the coupon, right? Oh hey man, I just want a beer out of the fridge, you can get a free meal with this, just get me a beer"
I couldn't help but lol at all his anger towards Dan.
Whatever. We printed out more coupons and went to KFC.
Don't worry, it was actually good. But I liked the mashed potatoes best. Just a me thing. The chicken is just muuuuuuch tinier than we expected. LOL FALSE ADVERTISING.
My meal came with some honey.
But uhh. It's only 11%. THANKS, KFC. I DIDN'T WANT REAL HONEY OR ANYTHING. THAT 11% IS JUST FINE.
I shouldn't really complain about free food and I'm not. I don't think. It was really good and I was impressed.
Eleven percent honey. WHY EVEN CALL IT HONEY?