I have been farting all night. I'm used to having some extreme bad gas, and it's usually bad because it doesn't come out - it just knots up in my stomach for whatever reason. They were so bad tonight, though. I seriously got a headache from the smell of them, I'm not kidding. I feel like I get sick from the fucking things.
on top of all that, I feel gross - because you know, farting until I'm sick. What the fuck??
And those two days of having to pee nonstop. I keep fucking up and not going to the doctor.. something is up with my body. So I need to get to one, stat. (no pun intended, I don't think)
My apologies if my journal entries are getting nastier and nastier as my life progresses, ROFL. Not that I care or anything. Just want you to know that I stink in person. Good luck for me getting a job now... Maybe this is why the guy at Rite Aid snarled at me. He could smell me from a mile away.