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I was tricked by a mongoloid.

I was minding my own damn business when I got a phone call in the middle of the day. I said Hello, and as usual - no one fucking answered. Now, usually that means it's a fucking telemarketer, because they do that to me often.
"Hello?"
"..."
"Hello??"
"HI WE'RE FROM GIVE US YOUR MONEY BLAH BLAH"

But then some bitch on the other line goes "Is this Richard's girlfriend?". WTF? So I'm thinking it's a prank call by someone I know & I'm not gonna name any names. All I can say is that she loathes my fucking boyfriend. wut. Yes, this kind of drama now exists in my life. whry?
So I say "Yeah... who's this?"
"Richard cut his finger, can you come pick him up?"
"WHAT?!"
"Richard cut his finger, can you come pick him up?!" *all terrified like*
"Uh.. yeah. Be right there!"
Then I freaked the fuck out and hauled ass down to the store in rags no less, and some fucking flip flops. WAY TO DRAG ME OUT OF THE HOUSE.

So I get there.. and as I'm walking into the store.. I swallowed a bug. THIS DAY WAS SO MUCH FUN LET ME TELL YOU.
Then.. I walk my ass into the place all cool, calm and collected like I can handle this shit. I go in there and no one is freaking out.. and everything's fine. This girl helps me find Rich and it turns out he just has a somewhat of a deep cut on his finger.

The way the woman made it sound on the phone had me imagining that his finger was sawed off or something. Fucking jackasses. I was thinking he did to his finger what I did to my arm a couple years ago. God. What. the. fuck.











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