Fucking thing came in my house.. I found it by a lamp, and I picked it up to keep the cats from eating it.
What do I get in return?
*NOM* I'M A BAD ASS LIZARD. YOU CAN'T JUST PICK ME UP. RAR!! *RAGE*
So.. I tried to get rid of him and he wouldn't let go.. Finally, I pryed him off and tossed him out the back door.
I think this was like, a night or so ago?
He came back. & I know it was him, because he had the same fucking attitude.
*OMG GONNA BITE YOU WITH MY MINISCULE LIZARD TEEF*
Lizard tough guy.
I went to toss him out the front door, but he wouldn't let go as easy as last time. I couldn't just toss him.. because he was hanging on to my finger WITH HIS MOUTH. wtf?
So after getting a few close ups, I let him loose in the bathroom since there's no wall in there. (more on that later)
Lizard meme's? They're more likely than you think.
Other than that, I was on /tv/ as usual & found out that Paul Reubens is hot. That's pretty disturbing, rite?!